About the author: Melanie Kelley is a freelancer writer and (at the time of this article) is a mother of two and not-so-patiently awaiting the birth of baby #3.
1.) “You must be due any day now!”
Thank you for pointing out how obviously LARGE my giant, pregnant stomach is. I’m fully aware of how I look. Did you know that I’m GROWING A HUMAN BEING INSIDE OF ME? It’s like trying to fit a football in your jacket pocket. Go away.
2.) “Wow! Somebody’s eating for two!”
I know I’m fat. You know I’m fat. Everybody knows I’m fat. I don’t need you to remind me. Let me enjoy my Philly cheesesteak sandwich and deep-fried Oreos in peace, please and thank you.
3.) “Did you sleep well last night?”