I love Ellen Degeneres. When my grandmother was alive, I used to go over and visit her on my days off and we would watch Ellen together (so that's why I love Ellen...anyway). Ellen had to go to the emergency room because she fell into a door after having a couple glasses of wine. To that I say this, "Ellen, you are not alone, my friend, you are not alone!" Actually sounds like a typical Friday night for me...except I don't injure myself quite to this extent.
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