Thanks, Buzzfeed. You ruined my day...
Are you ready kids? This is about to mess up your whole damn day.
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So, you know Mr. Krabs and Pearl right?
Well, one of the biggest unsolved Spongebob mysteries has been about Pearl's parentage.
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Did Mr. Krabs adopt Pearl as his whale baby? Is she his step-daughter? Is she his biological daughter? WHAT'S THE DEAL?
There's a theory going around that's about to ruin your childhood as you know it. While the origin appears to be this Reddit thread, it's had a resurgence on Twitter this week. You ready for it?
Mr. Krabs isn't Pearls real dad, he's her SUGAR DADDY! Why do you think she only calls him "daddy" & all she ever wants is money to shop— jordan sadler (@jordansadlerrr) May 15, 2017